What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:34

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…